Snake-o-Rama, or Summer of the Snakes
In the very beginning of summer, my
hens were laying so well. I would get a dozen or so beautiful blue,
green, rose, and brown eggs. I use tons of eggs in my baking, so
that's a great thing, but my little eggs are so beautiful that just
looking at them gives me happiness.
I let the gals out several days a week
to cluck around the yard, eat bugs, and generally menace the cats and
dogs. So, when I didn't get any eggs for two days I wondered about
it. But then we saw Seth's fat little hound, April, creeping out of
the pen with something in her mouth. She laid it carefully on the
grass and stood admiring it with a doggy grin. You could practically
hear her whispering, “It's mine, my Precious...” When I came up
on her, she scampered away from her prize, the picture of contrition.
It was a perfect egg, without even a toothmark. So that's where my
eggs had gone, I thought.
The next day, I told my son,Will, that
I had the strangest dream. I dreamt I had walked into the kitchen to
cook and I saw something move outside the French doors. I realized it
was a giant black snake and it was headed for the chicken house. In
my dream I thought, “No, that is where my eggs are going.” But,
because it was a dream, I kept on doing my dreamtime things.
The next day I went out to check
for eggs, and there were none. At that moment I remembered my dream.
I laughed at myself, thinking I was a really ninny to actually look
for a snake just because I dreamt it. But in brushing at the straw in
the hollow where the chickens sit, I saw a thick coil of shiny black
scales! Will was due home any moment, and so I waited for him,
because he likes to catch black snakes. I don't hesitate to grab
garter snakes and such, but black snakes can be aggressive and I am
leery to go for them.
Will was up for a snake capture, but
when we brushed back more of the straw, even he rocked back on his
heels. “It's a monster,” he declared. Not wanted to get bitten,
we found the head and I attempted to hold it down with a stick until
he could grab it.
When he hauled it from under its camouflage we realized it was almost as long as Will is tall- 6'2”. It was probably a female because of its size, and it was glisteningly gorgeous and healthy. I was running my hands down it's length and felt several large lumps. I stopped to feel one and it popped under my fingers. She was full of my eggs!
Into a tote she went, and then we drove down the dirt road, across the highway, down another dirt road, until we came to a pond to release her by. Black snakes are wonderful snakes to have around, eating poisonous snakes, rats, mice, etc. But I didn't need her dining at my chicken house.
A very unwilling captive |
When he hauled it from under its camouflage we realized it was almost as long as Will is tall- 6'2”. It was probably a female because of its size, and it was glisteningly gorgeous and healthy. I was running my hands down it's length and felt several large lumps. I stopped to feel one and it popped under my fingers. She was full of my eggs!
See the knots down her body? Eggs! |
Into a tote she went, and then we drove down the dirt road, across the highway, down another dirt road, until we came to a pond to release her by. Black snakes are wonderful snakes to have around, eating poisonous snakes, rats, mice, etc. But I didn't need her dining at my chicken house.
Why did we take her so far away?
Because I have had a chicken visitor before. We captured the snake
and took it down the road to a pond. It was back in two days. So then
we took it down several dirt roads and let it go by the creek in
Springtown. It was back in two weeks. So I put it in a bucket and
sent it with my hubby when he went to Beaver Lake. I expect it to be
back in about two years...
Of course, there were tons of others snakes this summer, just wriggling by, minding their own business, when they found that they needed to be held for a bit... |
Our next snake incident was when our
a/c had a leak and I woke up to the Sheetrock in ceiling of the
hallway bowed down like a grinning mouth. Hubby was at camp at the
time and told Will and I to “take care of it”. Hmmm. That meant
climbing into the attic with trash bags and pulling out all the soaked
insulation. Not a fun job at the best of times, but on Will's second
handful, the insulation started rolling like an ocean filled with
fish. You know how your mind kinda blanks out at times of shock and
it comes up with ridiculous scenarios? Mine said, “How did moles
get in the attic?!” Because it looked like when the earth heaves as
moles tunnel. Will was surprised also and tentatively stuck his hand
back in. He concluded it was a big snake.
The next incident was the most
startling of all, and gave even a die-hard snake fan like me chills
that lasted for a while. Perhaps I should back up a bit. Some of you
probably don't know that when people want to show me love, they bring
me dead stuff. Everything from beautiful butterflies they find on the
pavement to the dead flying squirrel a cousin took from her cat. When
someone comes over holding out a ziplock bag, I get all sorts of warm,
fuzzy feelings. No, I am not a total sicko. I am a naturalist, a
biology teacher, and someone who is just fascinated by everything this
big ole world has to offer. Even if it's dead. Sometimes especially if it's dead.
So, on this occasion it was my Pop who
came in the door holding the ziplock bag. He had spent he morning at
his land in Oklahoma. There he came upon a large copperhead. Now, when
we find poisonous snakes in the woods or wilds, we leave them alone.
We only kill them if they are near the house or where we walk. This
snake had the misfortune of choosing our camp site as his new home.
Pop said he knew he should kill it, but it was beautiful, and he
wanted it to be nice so that I could stuff it. (Did you know that I
am going to be a taxidermist when I grow up? And a Patisserie chef
on the side.)
Not wanting to damage it, he killed it
with several blows of a stick to the head. As he was saying this, I
was eyeing the swinging bag carefully. I told him I was certain I saw
movement. Pop replied that perhaps it was death shakes. Snakes are
cold blooded and can make random movements for over 24 hours after
death. That is where the old saying, “A snake never dies till
sundown,” came from. I told Pop to put that bag down on the table
right now, because I did not think it was dead. He looked at the
sack once he had released it and admitted that the bag was fogged
up a lot, like perhaps it had been breathing (!!!). I wanted to
examine the snake, but not touch the bag and risk getting bitten. I
got a mixing bowl and hastily scooped the bag into it. Upon hitting the
bottom of the bowl, the copperhead was fully awakened and went into
strike position, eyeing me so closely that its slitted eye was almost
against the bag. That gave me a bit of the heeby-jeebies.
copperhead in a ziplock |
This snake was very awake and very active, I could not imagine tucking him into the fridge beside the milk and eggs. Even I have my limits. And so I gritted my teeth and decided to put it into my “specimen” freezer. It is filled with every kind of critter imaginable, waiting for the day when it can be dissected for a class, or stuffed. As I opened the lid and prepared to toss the venomous creature in, I begged it's forgiveness. Not just for the freezing bit, but looking into the cavern I about to hurl it into, I realized it was like Dante's seventh circle of Hell for a snake. It would probably land in between a large black snake hit by a car, and a water snake killed by a boat. I yelled that I was sorry as I flung it in and slammed the lid. Whew. That was one for the record books.
Fully frozen copperhead, ready to educate children on how to identify poisonous snakes. Then it will be dissected to show the amazing internal workings of reptiles. Afterwards, perhaps, stuffed! |
Incinerated, melted, whatever. It was
pretty gross. Let me say that snake
was stuffed full of blackbirds. (Well, the parts that were left.) Could it have been too fat to go
through the lattice and died that way, shorting the outlet? Or did it
actually use it's muscular body to accidentally lift the lid to the
plug-in and get zapped? Who knows, Dear Reader, but now the bathroom light stays on.
And the final snake incident, as
summer winds down. We went to an incredible spot in Berryville, AR,
called Snake World. It is just a couple of old trailers that a
married couple put together and filled with snakes and reptiles.
The lady who took
us through loved the snakes (she only took care of the non-venomous,
the poisonous snakes were her husband's) and held and cooed to them. ("Who's a good girl? You are!")
She told me things I had never read about snakes, and gave us the chance to hold and adore dozens of varieties. It was absolutely amazing! If you ever have the chance to go, it is well worth the $10 for an educational tour worthy of a zoo.
I am excited to announce that both of my daughters-in-law have become snake fans. To the point of becoming able to hold them and admire them as one of God's wonders. Even my dear snake-o-phobic Moma touched two of them!!! That is a real miracle, folks, and I was just so proud of her!
Look at poor moma, she is so nervous but still trying to enjoy the experience. What a trooper! |
She told me things I had never read about snakes, and gave us the chance to hold and adore dozens of varieties. It was absolutely amazing! If you ever have the chance to go, it is well worth the $10 for an educational tour worthy of a zoo.
This snake loved human hair, and Devin certainly had enough to make it happy. There's about 2 1/2 feet of snake inside that ponytail... |
I am excited to announce that both of my daughters-in-law have become snake fans. To the point of becoming able to hold them and admire them as one of God's wonders. Even my dear snake-o-phobic Moma touched two of them!!! That is a real miracle, folks, and I was just so proud of her!
And so fall is descending and snakes
will begin to get more scarce and then retreat to winter holes. My
chickens were spooked for weeks and told me that they would just keep
those eggs tucked up in their heinies for now, thankyouverymuch. They
did not relish the thought of squatting back in the same place where
the scaly black thing had waited, licking its lips for warm eggs.
They only just started back laying in time to molt and go on strike
again. Oh, dear...
Life is mighty interesting when it's
filled with critters!
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